Impact Wrestling Results
August 30, 2019
Mexico City
Match #1 – Golden Magic def. Black Taurus, TJP and Trey Miguel
Kiera Hogan started bossing around women in the locker room and a big shouting match ensued between Hogan, Chik Tormenta and Vanilla Vargas. Madison Rayne shut everybody up and pitched the idea of a tag team match.
Match #2 – Rich Swann & Willie Mack def. Dezmond Xavier & Zachary Wentz
Ken Shamrock showed up via video to talk about Moose and all the trash-talking he’s been doing recently. The MMA legend basically said Moose isn’t a real tough guy, that he’s seen real tough guys before, and he doesn’t stand a chance when he arrives in Las Vegas.
Moose is interviewed and claims Shamrock just wants the attention and can’t stay away, and claims he’ll put him down in Vegas if they cross paths.
Taya Valkyrie talks about her title match tonight. She’s got a match against someone new, someone that everyone has been talking about. But once she retains her title, she’ll go home to Slamtown and they’ll celebrate her becoming the longest reigning Knockouts Champion of all time.
More shenanigans with the Desi Hit Squad at the Deaner farm. Shoveling poop, taking care of the animals, etc. The gag is that Rohit has actually been getting really into it the last two weeks.
Sami Callihan said that he is finally done with Tessa Blanchard and Tommy Dreamer. He wants an Impact World Championship match. He talks about Brian Cage being injured most of his title reign and demands that he get an answer within the next week, or he expects Cage to hand over the title to him. If not, he and the rest of oVe will burn Impact Wrestling to the ground.
Match #3 – Taya Valkyrie (c) def. Big Mami to retain the Knockouts Championship
So the deal here is that Taya has been teasing a title defense against someone “new” and with the announcement that Tenille Dashwood had signed, it was assumed it would be her. So Taya brought out Big Mami instead. After the match, Taya cut a heel promo but was cut off by Tenille. She hit the ring and the two brawled. John E. Bravo pulled Taya from the ring but Tenille hit him with her finisher, now called The Spotlight.
Match #4 – Chik Tormenta & Jordynne Grace vs. Kiera Hogan & Vanilla Vargas fought to a No Contest
The match was restarted as…
Match #5 – Chik Tormenta, Jordynne Grace & Rosemary def. Kiera Hogan, Madison Rayne & Vanilla Vargas
Ace Austin is at the beach in Mexico. He somehow tricked Alisha Edwards into showing up, the paid Reno Scum to “mug” them, so he could be the hero and fight them off.
The North caught up with LAX backstage and flat out told them they don’t belong in Impact Wrestling anymore. Konnan demanded a title shot. Santana said they put the tag team division on the map again and elevated Impact. Ortiz put up their careers for the titles. If they can’t win them back they don’t deserve to be there.
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Match #6 – Michael Elgin def. Rhino in a Falls Count Anywhere match